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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

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"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

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Lol I honestly have this thought every single time I cross a road.

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"Hit me I havent slept in 78 hours."

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Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.
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